Hue's Battery

I've got a pal at work named Hue..Thats right. Thats how he spells it..anyways, Hue wakes up this morning, gets ready for work, and gets in his truck. No lights, no radio, nothin'.Figuring his battery connection was bad, he jumps out, opens his hood and gets a great surprise..Not only had someone STOLEN his battery, but they REPLACED IT with an OLD CRAPPY ONE !!..They had taken the time to remove his battery, placed the brace off to the side (I guess it didnt fit the old cruddy one), put the junker in, and reconnected the terminals..Maybe the battery thief felt guilty about Hue not getting his 9 dollar trade-in discount ? Mysterious...Anyway..good ol' Hue has a brand spankin' new battery, and a funny story to tell.